LET'S ALL WRITE SHITTY HAIKUS

[Zukes]

Friggin' stomach hurts,
I think I might have a bug,
Where is the bucket...
 

[Xiporah]

I have four asses
I take poops on them daily
They bring me much joy

 

[Fig Ivy]

I HAVE THE BABY
YOU DO NOT HAVE THE BABY
YOU HAVE A COMIC  

[Undecidability]

If crackers can dance,
Can doughnuts sing? I wish on
A scone in the sky  

[Zelkiiro]

Have nothing to do.
Tell me what do, LSG!
Maybe I go sleep?  

[ecopper12]

My life: ******** Bitches
Because I'm a male hooker
I get no money  

[Zelkiiro]

Ninja Baseball Batman.
That's right, it's six syllables.
Problem, officer?  

[Akky the Terrible]

our games subforum
is in tremendous danger
only I like it
;_;  

[Zelkiiro]

This is a haiku.
There are many like it, but
This one is mine. b***h.

Alternatively:

This is a haiku.
There are many like it, but
Movie reference.  

[Zelkiiro]

This place is empty.
Y'all need to get in here now
And write some haikus.  

[Xiporah]

Sitting on the pot
Contemplating many things
Like the universe  

[Xiporah]

There are times in life
when one must decide to go
and when one must stay  

[Neuneu]

Googled a haiku
its been a long time since then
Am I doing this right?  

[Zelkiiro]

I see you drivin'
'Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, Haiku!  

[Neuneu]

Zelkiiro

I see you drivin'
'Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, Haiku!

This is fantastic.