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 Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:00 am
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 3:50 pm
I'm glad you noticed.
Has a huge snatch.
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:17 pm
Goes well with your nice c**k, eh? ;D
Can carry over 9000x their own body weight.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:14 am
no! over 9000x!!!
you reads a lot of books.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 1:01 am
I do actually.
Say cheerio to books now, the only things you'll read are faces.
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 2:37 pm
I'm a pretty good bullshit detector, I just usually don't care.
When you kiss it's like strawberry fields.
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 2:46 pm
forever!?
has nice shoes. ;D
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:42 pm
They better be. They're my only pair. >__>
The person below me has an expansive knowledge of emergency medical procedures.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:40 am
YESKINDA. I AM NOT AN EMT, THOUGH. O:
you know all the police codes by heart!? amazing.
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Vitamin Crack rolled 3 10-sided dice:
7, 3, 2
Total: 12 (3-30)
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:20 am
Oh yeah. Comes in useful when I hack into the police com lines to facilitate my vigilante crimefighting own natural curiosity. :B
Has the ability to read really, really, really fast. Awesome.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:42 am
I get compliments on that a lot, actually.
Has a nice body. ;D
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:03 am
o thx ;]
has an extraordinary story to tell about last wednesday.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:52 am
My co-worker got called a female again. Not amazing, but it's always lulzy when HIS nametag is always on at all times.
Has a slightly unique last name.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:36 am
=3
In bed, they render their lovers incapable of thought due to hot lovins.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:26 pm
redface
Renders people immobile with their beauty
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