Ruin My Wish game

[ConsummateCaricature]

well, with the lack of gravity, you journey into space where you suffocate because of the lack of oxygen and your corpse spirals through space for eternity.



I wish I had some more ice cream xd  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! But u got so much that u froze to death before ur first lick

I wish ppl could understand me both my actions and my words

 

[ConsummateCaricature]

With people being so understanding, they get angry, they don't like your words or actions, so they go on a massacre killing. You are one of the victims.

I wish i wasn't an insomniac.  

[melodiethegreat]

Granted! But now you're narcoleptic. You fall asleep everywhere: during breakfast, driving to work, on the toilet, etc.

I wish my next-door neighbor would be quieter. I'm trying to study for finals! scream  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Granted! They keep quiet, but their dog has a 12 hour long barking fit.

I wish I was mathematically intelligent for the span of three weeks.  

[Butterfingahs]

Granted! but as you get more mathematically intelligent you lose your other educational skills and it becomes permanent

I wish i had the power to control minds  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! but as u control ppls mind they can then control urs

I wish I had unilimited amount of money in my pocket that only I can get out and no one else knows about  

[Anghared Starwing]

Granted, but you obsessively spend it on so much stuff, you end up spending the rest of your life paying the storage unit bills, with no time left to do anything fun or useful with the rest of your day.

I wish I could get my house organized.  

[JTN]

Granted... everything is now organized alphabetically, but your "Bath Tissue" is now located five rooms away from your "Toilet" whee


I wish my room mate would pay his share of the rent on time.  

[Minerva the Bookwyrm]

Granted, but he only pays at inconvenient moments, like when you're having a personal conversation.

I wish that I was a black belt in Karate.  

[JTN]

Granted, but everyone else on the planet now carries a gun.


I wish pizza had more recognition as the perfect food.  

[Anghared Starwing]

Granted! Now you have to wait hours for a pizza, because everyone else got in line for it first.

I wish I had the perfect body and mind.  

[michibane]

Granted! But you now become an out cast for being so perfect.

I wish my life didn't suck  

[Anghared Starwing]

Granted! Now it blows.

I wish I wasn't sick.  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! Now u have been declared deathly ill (Isn't that awesome)

I wish that everything and everyone had a ying-yang balance