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 Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:53 pm
=O bear atttaccck. lol interesting.
hmm.. you slipped on ice cube that was just lying around and hit your head. The pain was killing you and you decided to go to sleep. What you didn't know was that when you banged your head there was a deep gash. So, while you were asleep your head started to bleed and did not stop. By morning your bed was soaked with (insert blood type here) and the remains of your soul.
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:46 pm
i send my foot ninja after you and they cut you to pieces and mail it to all your friends.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:42 am
The ghost of Sweeny Todd sneeks up behind you and slices you neck with us razor sharp barber tool. He then hacks your account and gives all the money and items in it to Johnny Depp then deletes it. : D
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:21 pm
I use a regular bathing towel, twirl it up in a tight rope and shove it down your throat. You will not die of suffocation, but what will happen is that the fibers from the towel will cling to the walls of your throat - and when I quickly rip the towel out, the muscle and skin from inside your throat will be ripped clean. This will also cause your reflexes to puke, leaving bacteria all over your bloody wound. You'll die if you don't get any assistance or help from a doctor.
(I'm sorrrrrrrrryyy D: )
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:44 pm
While you are at Wal-Mart buying bird feed so that you have something to eat for lunch tomorrow, you are unexpectedly disemboweled by a zombie as you stroll past the makeup department.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:51 pm
I strap you down to a hospital bed and watch as doctor's painfully start cutting you apart. first your skin, and then your muscles, until the only thing that is left of you is a pile of bones
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