Illiterate Roleplay]] The Bar

[Buffy the Edward Slayer]

**DISTURBED** O.o
JOE'S A GEEK....
Kev's halfway decent......
Nick's always hot.  

[Avelyst]

*throws JM a seathing glare* Joe shall always be da hottest. Idc what the curly monkey (often refered to as 'Nick') looks like. Joe...is...AWESOME!!! (I am not a drooling fan, but facts must be known on hotness here...)  

[Buffy the Edward Slayer]

*scoots away form you*
TRAITOR!!!!!!!
*throws a piano at you*
JOE IS A FREAKING GEEK TONIGHT!
NICK IS ALWAYS HOT!
I DONT CARE ABOUT THE GREASY COW OFTEN REFERED TO AS JOE, BUT NICK IS HOTEST!
ok, not a greasy cow.. BUT NICK'S STILL HOTTER! joe's just 'cute'
not a drooling fan either.....
BUT YOU'RE WRONG YOU MORON!!!!!!
UNINVITED FROM FRIDAY!!!!
(jk)
(jk)
(jk)  

[Buffy the Edward Slayer]

*points finger*
Don't hate.
Not a drooling screaming fangirl,
but the facts must be laid out.  

[kiku34]

She shakes her head, taking another sip of the drink in her hand. "I don't get what the big deal is with the Jonas Brothers..."  

[Blind Blindness]

-walks in smoking- Hey ya guys...are domesticated bunnies allowed in here? mrgreen  

[Buffy the Edward Slayer]

*stands up and sways drunkenly*
ONLY IF THEY ARE COOKED THOROUGHLY!!!
*flops into a booth, dragging wolfffeh along*  

[Blind Blindness]

Oh kind gentleman, your gracious offer to end my life is appreciated. But take my puff instead! mrgreen  

[Buffy the Edward Slayer]

THE ONY PUFFS WANTED HERE ARE FFROM CIGARS! PREFERABLY CUBAN!
*waves fist in air*  

[Blind Blindness]

You are in no condition to be babbling. *puts tape over your mouth and ties your hands to a chair*  

[Buffy the Edward Slayer]

*struggles frantically towards beer*
*prays wolffey will untie me*  

[Avelyst]

*raises eyebrows and watches quietly. Smiles to self when Mallow is tied up.*
"Well, now...why should I untie you when you threatened to un-invite me and you dissed my taste in men?"
*holds up picture of Taylor Laughtner*
"Repent now and you shall be untied from you bondages."  

[Buffy the Edward Slayer]

*glances at beer longingly and rolls eyes before gazing fan-girlishly towards the tay photo*  

[Avelyst]

*smacks lips*
"Repent or stay."
*turns on heel and takes a cautious sip from beer before sputtering*