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 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:03 am
zeckos33995533 Are you a pepper? Because you look hot to me! I seem to have found a banana in your pocket.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:58 pm
Did you know that if you put you and me together, we can recreate the 4th of July?
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:31 pm
i see you like venus fly traps. Then you'll like me, I attract, trap and absorb my prey wink
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:06 am
You be Donkey and I'll be Diddy and we can Kong together.
(Lol @ Lieutenant Dango)
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:06 am
Excuse me, I seem to be lost in this jungle, could you help me get lost in your eyes?
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:03 pm
Cats like to fish. Do you want to fish with my p***y cat?
(God knows if i ever used the perverted pick up lines i know, i would get punched in the face XD)
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:07 am
Doctor, can you check my heart? I think you took it from me. XD
(And I know what you mean! XP )
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:14 am
Excuse me sir, your fly is looking a little down, would you like me to cheer it up, and maybe get trapped by it to?
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:24 pm
Excuse me, are you a magician? I only ask cause I want you to perform some magic tricks on me wink
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:48 pm
Doctor doctor, can you help me? I got hurt when I fell for you
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:36 pm
I guess you're just the cat's meow! I'd have said it earlier, if I wasn't going to show you what happens when you get cat scratch fever. XP
(>_<")
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:55 pm
can i have a picture of you,i want to show santa what i want for Christmas
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:22 pm
I've been told that being direct and confident is the way to go so...GET IN THE VAN!!!
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