Divorced Above Because...

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Psyzapp for attempting to steal anti-demon/"enemy agent" weaponry
This is standard equipment for taking out enemy agents who are too dangerous to keep alive. There is no such thing as too much firepower.  

[lady ayami chan]

Divorced Showa for constantly insinuating that I am in the service of some named " God" I serve no one!! and now I no longer serve you!  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Divorced Ayami for being bipolar schizophrenic. It's just too much for one grunny to handle gonk  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced TES for smelling green. (You can't retaliate by saying I smell black. Or brown. That would be racist.)  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Divorced Showa for smelling purple. The stench surrounds you and is so rancid, it burns things. I can't live with someone like that.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Did not divorce TES for literally being an animal. It is illegal to marry an animal, and also immoral and disgusting to have that kind of relationship. We never had a thing in the first place.  

[lady ayami chan]

Divorces Showa for bickering so much with the Ex TES... just get over it!!  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Lady Ayami Chan for not laughing at me jokingly making the kind of comments that turn angels into fallen angels or demons. gonk  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

Divorced Showa for obsessing over fallen angels and demons.  

[lady ayami chan]

Divorced Vixtol for not caring enough about fallen angels or demons! I just need so attention!! scream  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced lady ayami chan for needing too much attention.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Divorced Tensai because she always paid more attention to her weapons than me. stare  

[lady ayami chan]

divorced Dougherty because he refused to use his handcuffs to play with me! official police use only! how cruel!! gonk  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced ayami because she wanted to use my official Yokai Sentai Policeman issue handcuffs for play. What if I need them and can't find them? That's expensive high-tech hardware.  

[bandaidd]

Divorced showa. Don't like having firearms in the apartment.