Corrupt A Wish!

[Wayfaring Storyteller]

Granted, you now have to take happy pills and wear white uniforms that make you constantly cross your arms as you ponder on getting out, getting anywhere... getting all the way to the F... B.... I...

I wish for a skateboard.  

[xXx_Gwee_xXx]

wish denied because you could die from one




i want to live my life to the fullest, and be happy and possibly get rid of diabetes because i feel like i'm being held back from this terrible disease.  

[Vender For Life Duh]

Granted, just do what you want ^_^

I wish to have magic. /evil laugh&shot  

[Daughterofrevenge]

But it was really shitty magic, you could only do one spell, and it was...the power to make jellyfish explode.

I wish...to be able to be impervious to fire.  

[kilik780]

wish granted, but everything you loved and owned was burned to ashes in a fire

i wish i had the power to control time  

[learly]

wish granted, but your magic stopped working while you were exploring the land of the dinosaurs, so your stuck there.

i wish i could go to narnia  

[Wicked Monstrosity]

Wish granted, but you become an outlaw for trespassing on royal grounds.

I wish my dog could talk.  

[Robotic Draconian]

Wish granted, but they can only speak Japanese.

I wish I was Dante from Devil May Cry.