Stuff you NEVER wanted to know about your family....

[Silence and Sorrow]

My mum is 37, so is her husband. I am 20 and my fiance is close. My baby brother is 1 year old.

A little while back I was in my mum's room talking to her while the baby played with a shiny object. I noticed that he was playing with a chain and asked mum what she was doing giving him a chain to play with and why it was even in her room. Her response, "I had to tie Ron down with something and the chains wrap around his wrists nicely." I had to resist the urge to cringe and laugh. My response, "You can keep the chains, mum. Chris and I prefer me tied down with rope. It pinches less."

And that was how I found out that my mum is a Domme. It was rather awkward to learn that she and my fiance share a role and that Ron and I are both subs to our respective partners.  

[Sioga]

I found out that my dad doesn't know if my brother and I are the only children he sired. O.o Which means that there is the possibility that I have a half-sibling somewhere. It gives me the creeps.  

[City Pop Barbie]

Just posting to keep this thread alive....I want to hear more disturbing stuff!!

 

[Anasutashia]

Well, I have a list.
- Never needed to know my "father" tryed to force my mother to have me aborted then adopted
- Never needed to know i have 13 other siblings only half related to me
- Never needed to know my "Father" was abusive to his kids and females
- Never needed to know my grandparents secretly hated me because they thought i was a "Satan child" for being goth
- Never needed to know my "Father" Choked my 12 year old brother
- Never needed to know my cousin is a wanna be female
- Never needed to know my other cousin exsisted
- Never needed to know how much pain has been passed through our family just because of un resolved differences.
- Never needed to know how much my 4th grade teacher hated me, infact she pulled me out infront of the class and said "You are the worst ******** student i've EVER had." When i never did anything to begin with.
- Never needed to know what being truely, depressingly, alone feels like.  

[Kimmy_is_awesome]

Somehow my dad and I were going to the movies and in the car ride (my parents are recently divorced and it was my dad's week) we somehow got onto the topic of how my Half-brother was conceived. Suprisingly it was because his ex-wife stopped taking the birth control and he didn't know it. I wasn't shocked, instead I laughed and gave him a five minute lecture on why he should've been wearing a condom all those times. x3
We stopped talking so loudly after we went inside to buy movie tickets but he whispered that 'people would s**t in their pants if they knew about what we discussed.' Because we discussed more than how my brother was concieved. And I always thought it was funny..xD  

[Booty Popping]

my sisters having a sex change ....O.o omg, i pissed meh pants laughing so hard! she changed her her name to davis too! XD  

[MissHunney]

mmkaaay this loong

my uncle is gay
my aunt is racist
my other aunt got her boobs taken away, i forgot what it's called
um my dad thinks that my mom immrgrated from south america ileegally and only married my father to be a citizen
and my daddy said that when me and my bro would go to sleep, that one time my mommy therw a knife, and big cutting knife from the kitchen at my dad, but of course missed cuz he's still alive. wink  

[Lady Kira X]

I am 18 years old.

and for the first time a week ago.. me and my mother had an actual conversation.

But some how.. it led to me admitting that I'm not a virgin
( Up to that point everyone thought I was the 18 year old virgin hermit that never came out of her room)

My mom then bombarded me with questions
and I have no clue wtf happened but the topic got on sex toys and my mother saying "its okay, I have at least 20 dildos"

I wanted to die under my blanket.  

[City Pop Barbie]

Haha, don't feel bad, Kira. I'll be 18 in less than a month and I'm still a virgin...but my choices were a boyfriend who went gay, an abussive boyfriend, or a ***** given the choices between lose my virginity between one of those three guys or a loaded gun to my head, I'd gladly take the gun...but yeah, awkward conversations are fun, aren't they?

 

[dormant lime]

✖✖✖ Team C h i l d h o o d ❤

✩|| 1) My mom told me to go fix her VCR, which was in her and her boyfriends room. "It's one of those VCR/DVD things so I don't know."
I went in, took a look at it and hit play- It was a porn video. I shut it off and walked into the garage, in dire need of a brain bleach. "Mom, next time you ask me to fix something, make sure you leave your porn out of it."

2) Mom: ARE YOU HAVING SEX!?
Me: No, mom.
Mom: Okay good. The only one allowed to have sex in this house is me.
Me: MOM!
Mom: WHAT? I'm not going to deny that Joe and I have some WILD nights~ Oh god this one time he-
Me: MOM. Jesus Christ.

3) I was looking in my fathers bathroom for a hair-tie the other night, opened up a pencil case which I assumed contained said hair-ties...Instead I found a tube of lotion, 1 Osama Bin Laden condom, and another pack of condoms that was missing a few.

...Did not need to know.

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[Tsukuyomi25021]

My brother got sucked off by this fat ugly whale-whore, and a not-too-ugly easy girl, twice each.  

[mizuki_is_cute]

well um.. i wasn't suppose to be born it just happened..

they didnt even know..