Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Irational_Angel]

He promised to give me his sword ninja  

[Deathfrost]

I woke up and she was in my bed telling me that we were married... lol  

[Substitute Hero]

I was drunk. Really, really drunk.

Well you know what they say about Vegas  

[Pure 3picness]

He said he was bi and would give me 1,000,000$ If I married him.  

[Avocado Avenger12]

It was the only way our pengiuns could be together...which I dont have mine on my avi right now.  

[Pure 3picness]

Mr. Flipper doesnt like yours  

[Avocado Avenger12]

What are you talking about?!
then how did she get pregnant and have the kid penguin on my head?  

[Pure 3picness]

She met someone else  

[Avocado Avenger12]

must have been BornToPlease's Penguin...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he loved penguins  

[Deathfrost]

lol she said that if she dyed her hair I would have to marry her (don't remember agreeing to that but she said I did...)lol  

[BornToPlease]

Hmm we felt like getting married

@ Avocado: Polar doesnt want children yet but ok.  

[Pure 3picness]

... i was drunk...  

[BornToPlease]

He thought he was drunk when he actually was in love/lust for me so yeah.  

[Pure 3picness]

I was at my house when she threw sleeping gas in it and I woke up in a tux at at church... with a ring on my finger... then I was knocked out again... and i woke up in a bed.. gonk