The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Game

[sumizometomoshibi]

Ignore them. Pray that they would leave your 'hood as soon as possible.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Band together with your neighbours to form a zero Speidi tolerance group and throw eggs, rocks, cans and other objects at them every time they leave their house !  

[sumizometomoshibi]

While they're asleep, turn their house into a gas chamber. Then light it up and watch their house explode, with them in it. (evil laugh) twisted  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

problem: my neighbor is addicted to chicken fingers.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Meh, nothing really wrong with that unless they make too much garbage or you can smell their farts from all the way over at your place. If so, do ask kindly to clean up their act.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

(LOL I can't stop laughing after reading above post.)

Give your neighbor a brochure for a rehabilitation center for chicken finger addiction. If there's a fart problem, give them a cork and ask them to kindly shove it to that place down there. They know what it is.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Poison their chicken fingers and then blame the company for 'tainted chicken fingers'.

(thank you :3 )  

[Mortal Apparition]

Problem: My (female) cat is in heat.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

If you can afford it, take her to the vet and get her spayed. It will be beneficial in the long run.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

shove a cork up there and make sure her boyfriend isn't creative.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Shoot the cat and get a dog.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Problem- My nose itches.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

scratch it  

[Garynook]

scratch it with an exacto knife.  

[Sumimachine]

Use a blowtorch. All better. twisted