If you lived (passionately) with the person above you..

[Princess Zelda21]

I would ask him to please remove his weapon before entering the nursery for safety reasons.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd compliment her nice gown.  

[Garynook]

I'd take away his weapon because he's just flaunting it and might hurt someone.  

[applesauce600]

I'd say, "Get out of here! You belong in a garbage can!"  

[Ember Terran]

I'd be thankful the creature under my bed had moved, even if it was only to the next room  

[applesauce600]

I'd listen to Dethklok really loud, and I might even try to bloodrocute some things like in the song Bloodrocute.  

[Deppfan]

I would listen along and do this.  

[silverlum45]

I'd headbang along with her.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I would give her a plate of cookies with a glass of milk.  

[Deppfan]

I'd ask why she's wearing armor with an evening gown.  

[Garynook]

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[Deppfan]

I'd snuggle with him all day  

[Ember Terran]

I'd keep a watchful eye on them at all times  

[Princess Zelda21]

I would give her a week off to rest since she does so well on patrol duty.  

[Garynook]

Ember Terran

I'd keep a watchful eye on them at all times

You pervy voyeur. ninja

I'd poke her! scream