So because I'm ( ), then I must be ( ).

[DxArtful]

Dante_Sonata

And I laugh at the people who comment "Your boyfriend must be pretty trusting to let you drive his truck by yourself!" or "Oh, did your boyfriend/dad/uncle teach you to change the oil/tires/etc.?"
I drive a 2000 Dodge 2500, 5.9L Cummins engine, automatic transmission, 4WD, Quad cab, extended box with oversize tires (the previous douchebag owner modded it for them, anyway; I have the correct size on.), no muffler, and 'redneck' stickers in the back window (again, previous owners doing, but I get a good laugh out of them.) There's plenty of dents and usually mud on the truck. It's my truck. I know how to drive it, I'm perfectly capable of throwing her into 4WD and dragging my own a** out of the mud, just as easily as I park that behemoth in those itty-bitty parking spaces in town. Just because I do some curb-hopping at the local mall doesn't mean I can't handle "such a big truck" -- I do it because they put in all those stupid islands to keep semis out and my truck is long, she can't turn on a dime! And on that same note -- I have a 25ft horse trailer, gooseneck, that I haul to my shows. I'm not the fastest person in the world backing that thing up, and I'd really rather not if I don't have to, but I'm perfectly capable of doing so. I get annoyed by the people that always have to say "Oh, just wait a minute, I'll find a guy that can park that for you!" or "Isn't your boyfriend/dad going to park that for you? You might hit someone or stuff the cab!"
I get it. I look young and I'm a girl, and a lot of girls around here just let their dad/boyfriends do all the hauling while they drive around in convertibles.

Ah, I'm done ranting, I promise. ._.'

heart Ur rant totally made me fist pump and shout "******** right!"... also i think i may have given my dog a heart attack xd

 

[Thorn73]

Because I wear black, I must be hateful, do drugs, perform poorly in school, and not care about anyone.

Because I am a lesbian, I must hate men, and hit on every woman that I meet.

Because I cut myself, I must be seeking attention.

Because I've contemplated suicide, I must hate life, and be a failure at everything.

Because I get excellent grades, I must care about nothing else.

Because I don't trust very many people, I must be cold and impersonal.

Because I hold very few in self esteem, I must hate the majority of the people in my life.

Because I'm the eldest child, I must be in control.

Because I was once homeschooled, I must be a socially incapable freak.

Because I love manga, I must look at pornography.

Because I have fallen in love with fictional characters, I must be deluded, and incapable of loving real people.

Because I don't like male genetalia, I must hate men.

Because I am lonely, I must be alone.

Because I am attracted to females, I must have been sexually assaulted.

Because I am young, my sexual orientation must be "just a phase".

Because I am bigendered, I must want to get a sexual reassignment surgery. (I currently identify as female, but I often consider myself to be male).

Because I am a vegetarian, I must have an eating disorder.

Because I have difficulty with trusting people, I must not be able to trust at all.  

[Astro-Ponies]

Because I support gay rights it makes no sense that I have a boyfriend. Bleck.
Because I'm bi I'm going to cheat on my boyfriend with a girl. At least he doesn't think so...
Because I have dyed hair, dress in dark colors and have scratches on my hands and wrists I must be a suicidal cutter. Those cuts are from my ******** cat xP
Because I'm absent a lot I must be a delinquent who doesn't care about school.
Because I'm a teenager I can't really love someone or understand my sexuality.
Because I'm bi and have big boobs I must be a whore.
Because I have sleep overs with friends who are also bi I must be having sex with them.
Because I'm jittery and scratch my nose I must be a druggie.
Ehhhh I could go on forever I'll just end it there.  

[FANGwoof]

Because I'm bisexual, I must be trying to hit on every girl I see.
Because I'm not very feminine, I must not like being a girl.
Because I wear a lot of black, I must be a gloomy goth/emo kid.
Because I don't talk a lot, I must not like you.
Because none of my friends live near me, I must choose to not have a social life.
Because I'm on the computer a lot, I must have no life.
Because I like old punk music, I must have no musical taste whatsoever.
Because I like techno and trance, I must be a good (or at least okay) dancer.
Because me and my gay best friend hang out and talk a lot, he must not really be gay and we're dating. (I hear this one a lot)

I could go on and on with all the stereotypes people put me in but then we'd be here all day.  

[Boss-Like Behavior]

Because I wear boy's clothes, I must want to be a guy

Because I'm a lesbian, I must want to sleep with every girl within a mile radius

Because I want to go to an Art College, I must have no ambition and be very stupid.

Because I draw manga, I'm a weeaboo

Because I'm a (single) lesbian on Gaia, I'll cyber with any and every girl that asks

Because I'm on Rifle Team, I must be a redneck  

[Kusaragi]

Because I'm dating an older guy,
I must be gold digging.
UGH! I date him because he's caring loving and adorable when he blushes.

Because I'm Bi and energetic,
I must have slept with everyone who waggled there eyes at me.
Not true, I want to be sure there is an emotional reason to sleep with anyone.

Because I'm in an open relationship
I MUST cheat on my partner.
I can't even FATHOM why that would be true. I make sure that I can trust the people I meet and how can I do that if I were that shallow? I make sure to protect me and my partner making sure everyone's comfortable before moving on to physical action.  

[dizzybeans]

aetherealism

I'm pretty sure metro-sexual is more commonly used for straight people who appear gay, i.e. particularly well-groomed men.

Actual Definition for Metro-sexual for anyone wondering is...

"At first, a metrosexual was considered to be a heterosexual man who affected certain homosexual mannerisms, but later the term described any straight male who invested heavily in skin care products, colognes, male cosmetics and fashionable clothing. A modern metrosexual may not exhibit any homosexual mannerisms at all, and indeed is often considered to be extremely masculine."  

[Antel Daisy]

Because I'm a member of the LGBT community, I must be friends with every LGBT person I meet, right?

Because I'm bisexual I must be going though a phase, right?  

[Wolf of Eternal Moon]

because i like to read i must be teachers pet (wtf)

because i like to think alone i must be depressed

because i like the color black i must be goth

because i have long rants with the smart kids i must be a geek

because i am a girl and play video-games i must have no life
because i talk a lot i must know everyone
(i hardly talk to half of the people in my grade level)  

[wambo-wambo]

Because I -Identify as a Genderqueer- I must just -be going through a stage- .

Because I refuse to date some guy at school I must be a lesbian .

Because I wear skirts and heels occasionally, then I must be lieing about my gender identity .

Because I'm potentially dating a 'transman', then I must be straight .

Because I want to have kids and a love to cook then I must be a stupid little future housewife .

Because I openly kissed my (ex)-girlfriend I must be a complete attention seeking slut (WTF) .

Because I had pink hair, I must be a wannabe scene kid .

 

[SoftSpaceDaddy]

Because I'm a lesbian, I will hit on every girl in my cosmetology school, whether or not she is attracted to me.

Of course, that is far from the truth. I'm hardly attracted to any of these stuck up little wenches, but I'm beginning to tire of these games.

The best one was the fact that I'm dating a boy whom I really, really love, and he is transgender and acts exactly like a girl--no, not gay guy, like a real girl. He's incredible, to say the least.
Also, I'm transgender. :] Just waiting for money for surgery.

 

[Milady Tabbs]

I'm Black, so I must be a good Christian.

I'm Black, so I must wear tight clothes and dance like a whore at every party I go to.

I'm Black, so I MUST go to every party.

I'm Black, so I must be able to dance. (Haha...)

I cut, so I must be suicidal.

I cut, so I must want attention.

I play the bass, so I must be in a good jazz band. (I actually scream. And the band I use to be in was ridiculous hardcore.)

I'm an ally, so I must be gay myself.

I like to read, so I must do nothing but.

I like to play video games, so I must be a dyke.

I go to church, so I must hate everyone who isn't Christian.

I listen to screamo/alternative/punk music, so I must be trying to be an emo kid. (I can't just like the music?)

I'm Black, so I must be doing drugs.

I usually eat by myself, so I must be a loner.

I was raped, so I must hate men.

I have a hard time trusting people, so I must have had some traumatising experience as a child.

I like listening to my music loud, so I must hate people.

My parents are still together, so they must be perfect.

I'm always on the computer, so I must be watching porn and have no life.

I hate rap, so I must have horrible tastes in music.

I wear big glasses, so I must be a nerd. (They're not that big. And they're nice-looking.)

I've tried committing suicide four times, so I must be a freak and want massive amounts of attention.

I'm curvy, so I must whore myself and have all the boys chasing me.

My friends are gay/lesbian, so I must be one myself.

 

[Shikyo Tsuki]

I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. I am bisexual. My dad seems to think the two are related and that I am going to swing back and forth between guys and girls like my mood swings from manic to depressed. I have been with the same guy for 5 months now and he has been with me at both ends of my mood spectrum. My dad wants to treat my sexual preference with therapy.