Twilight is Retarded... ~The Wrong Answer Game!!~

[akakage iga]

Timeless Raine

Because cats dont like mice.

Why is everything so messed up?

because I ate that mushroom
Why am I seeing funny colors  

[jjjgrace]

Because it's April Fools Day!

Why do dogs bark?  

[1The Dead Girl1]

Because they wanna be just like trees one day <3

Why does the guy I liked have to be such a b*****d?  

[Psychotic Cookies]

Because he works at a nursing home.

Why does Sony Vegas have to be so difficult?!  

[WithoutPalps]

Because he ate a fly.

Why does it taste like chocolate everytime vienna sausages fall into my applesauce?  

[LillyBones24]

Because it the greatest combination


Why is the bunny red?  

[Secretserviceautomatedmes]

because it eats tomatoes


Why is twilight stupid?  

[fancyhandles]

Because we all know vampires don't sparkle.

Why is marijuana illegal?  

[Painties]

Because donkey's hate it.

Why do people blush?  

[Dexigone]

Because their pets were harmed in the making of this thread!

Why are boogers green?  

[Lady of the Crescent Moon]

Because of green m and m's


Why do cats have whiskers?  

[Triforce Me Hard]

Because Yoda called up God and told him to make it happen.

Why aren't zombies roaming the earth yet?  

[Angelic iGirl]

Beacause I love peanut butter with my pancakes. heart
LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!

Why were there only 7 Harry Potter books? eek

 

[TheKawaiiOtaku]

Because I hate Harry Potter.

Why is the sky blue  

[LovableSan]

Christopher Columbus painted it blue.

Why do trees move in the wind?