The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Mad Haru]

I'm a former pirate.

You stole my sandwich!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

that's what the men get for relentlessly asking women to make sandwhiches.

you bribed my birds to poop all over eternal. (what, you think i was going to say they pooped on me? hahahaha. they would never do that. rolleyes )  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

He killed me first mate. This was just step one in my plan to rid me of eternal.

Arrhh! Ye Scurvy land lubber, ye bit me!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*points to mask* How could I with this covering my lower face? I never take it off in front of my enemies.


You're guilty of associating with Boris in his crimes.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

um, no. all i was doing was saying hello. *at the same time i'm saying this covertly hand Boris suspicious brown bag full of battle plans*

you doubted chuck norris.  

[magic_doglover]

he bored me. i doubt the importance of all things that bore me.

you ate China!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Correction. I took over China and since they're one of the biggest economies, I have enough of a headstart to take over the world!

You saw the weapons in my basement! Now, I have no choice but to murder you in cold blood  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I've only been in your attic.

You peed on my tail! gonk  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Well you shouldn't have put it in the toilet.



You're conspiring with Ayame and her rebel troupe.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... Uh... I'm not a rebel. I'm an ally, remember? xd Don't think you forgot! Here's the treaty of alliance right here! ...(complete with forged signatures)

You are supporting a corrupt, disintegrating democracy  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No, I'm supporting a corrupt and oppressive dictatorship with me as the dictator. There's a difference.


You're questioning my authority as dictator!! You must be put to death in a prison camp!  

[magic_doglover]

well, i'm sorry, but you just talk too fast! i just can't keep up when you dictate your letters for me to write down. sad

you turned the Earth into a giant baby owl!  

[Valkyrie Gauge]

Well I can't help it! Owls are cute!

You clipped my wings, you meanie! T~T  

[Winged Timberwolf]

It's not my fault- you're the one who kept flapping while I was cutting out christmas decorations I printed from online websites.

You were the cause of the apocalypse!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'm sorry I had to do it, love. Orders from the meanie dictator who just so happens to pay big! mrgreen

You are accused of spreading happiness, peace, love and setting aside your murderous intents for a "goodie goodie" intention! Unforgivable!