The "If...Then..." Game

[magic_doglover]

then i would hurt you. badly.

if snow was made of powdered sugar  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd take it away.

If I was an android...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd need to replace your batteries every once in a while or else you'll shut off...permanently!


If I had futuristic power armor.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd have a remote that controls your power armor.

If the Cheshire cat spanked you...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would feel violated.

If you became insane...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Just imagine what the world would be like when I'm like this when I'm still sane. pirate

If a pirate dude threatened to take you away to Cavity island...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would be "What the hey?"  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I would be like 'meh' because there's nothing.


If someone was doing door to door body cavity inspections...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd be first on the list-- and they'll be forced to strip me down after finding the guns hidden in my boots and in my coat... and daggers in unexpected places like my sleeves and hidden as a hair ornament. burning_eyes

If they stripped YOU down...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would have them arrested.

If I became a poltergeist...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'll ward you off with a worse kind of evil! twisted

If you found something so evil it melts your skin when you touch it...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I just found my reflection. Yay! blaugh


If my gun is locked and loaded...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Someone's gonna die!

If you find me in a skimpy girl scout outfit selling cookies door-to-door, the content of the cookies would be...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Poison.

If you got lost in outer space...  

[Slime_Husband]

id discover an awesome new alien race that makes me their ruler.

if i created air treck (AT's)