The Game of Useless Powers

[BleedingInkXIII]

I've always wanted that ability! rofl

I grant you the ability to make clouds by clapping your hands.  

[minaminolover]

I grant you the powers of making rain  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the power to have control over your own nosebleeds.  

[LocoRoco626]

That's useful to me emo
I grant you the power to laugh uncontrollably.  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the power to break out in hives on command.  

[steelmagghia]

I grant you the power to know the end of every movie you watch within the first 10 minutes, but none of the details.  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

I grant you the power to jump on a helicopters spinning thing, (O_o)  

[Midnight Wings0079]

I grant you the power to make sombody sneeze by looking at them.  

[Cognitohazard]

I grant you the ability to shoot lizards out of your fingertips.  

[akakage iga]

I grant you the ability to make fire......with matches  

[Baine Oritaga]

I grant you the ability to fart rainbows pirate  

[akakage iga]

Baine_The_Gray

I grant you the ability to fart rainbows pirate

dude best party trick ever
I grant you the power of super strength (only on days that end in #)  

[The Phantom of GO]

I grant you the power to vomit dead puppies uncontrollably.  

[BleedingInkXIII]

I grant you the power of jumping an inch higher than normal.  

[Dual Blader 546]

i grant the person thats above me the power to blow up anything you touch