Bestow some words of wisdom on the avatar above you

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Having a sharp object can intimidate others, but they are useless against guns and those who can shoot other stuff.  

[Alice WR Ashdown]

Winter is brewing. Stock up on acorns.  

[MystMist]

Cookies can solve all problems except when there is no cookies  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It's starting to become the time of year where we put our shorts away and take our pants back out.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

When you stab someone, stab hem in the back because if they live, they won't be able to move.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It is always polite to keep your kitty litter in the litterbox.  

[SilentVex]

To carry a weapon into battle dictates wars. To carry a weapon against true rivals dictates history.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Most wars cannot be waged without money, so make sure you have a lot of money.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Fame is fleeing, especially in this age of the internet, so make sure you save some of that money.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You need advice about that thing on your mouth. If you keep it on, you can't eat and you will starve.  

[SilentVex]

Do not live where big scary owls live. Or foxes. Or anything that eats squirells.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

When you tick someone off, make sure you're wolf and you are prepared for battle.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

When you wear the same costume for some while, you're gonna have bad time.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Wearing a cat on your head while hunting is not a good idea.  

[Ember Terran]

Keep telling the kids to brush and floss regularly and you'll be out of a job