WAIT WAIT WHOA HOLD THE GOD DAMNED ******** PHONE
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this whole shitstorm started because your eye detached from the retina, right?
Doesn't that mean...........
(... I'm gonna make myself and anyone who reads this sick, but here goes...)
Doesn't that mean you've got a useless eyeball floating around in your eye socket....??
(That is I assume it's useless. Is it?)
I mean for heaven's sake, if it's not attached to anything and it's not functioning...
Is it even getting oxygen via blood vessels? Won't it... for lack of a better term, "go bad"...?
(I can't believe I just wrote that asdfghjkl)
I don't understand... it's detached, it refuses to reattach... and they're just gonna LEAVE it in there??
... you can't see me, but I'm making desperate and confused gestures right now.
WTF