Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Aurigae]

Unfortunately there was a gas bubble underneath it and it released sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere.  

[Aestuosa]

Fortunately everyone present could breathe sulfer dioxide..(yummy)  

[Doreyn]

Unfortunetly...the elephants which disappeared off the face of the earth came back, and they can't breathe sulfer dioxide...so they're all fainting....on us.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Fortunately, the League of Superheroes comes along and transports all the elephants to a nearby zoo before they squash everyone.  

[CutesieBubbles]

Unfortunately, the elphants farted before the Superheroes came, making everybody faint and then go into a coma.
 

[Doreyn]

Fortunately, a giant spelling bee came by with a nifty little spell called W*A*K*E U*P and we all came out of our comas, and waved good-bye to the elephants.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Unfortunately the gods got bored and started raining arrows.  

[1_BrOkEn_HeArTeD_6]

Fortunately, the clouds became shields and the arrows struck them, making them shatter, and rain candy.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunatelly everyone ate too much of the candy and got nasty toothaches !  

[Aurigae]

fortunately there was a dentist on hand to extract our rotten teeth.  

[crazydude444292]

unfortunately, he had HUGE drill!  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunatley the drill was for the elephants who had also eaten candy.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the elephants trampled the dentist and no one got their teeth fixed!  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Fortunately, the teeth fell out on their own and everyone received gold from the Tooth Fairy.  

[betelnut]

Unfortunately the tooth fairy felt like playing a joke and it was fake gold that crumbled into dust !