[Lil-Jo]

*Giggle Giggle*
lol  

[Lil Brat]

Malheureux

Lil-Jo

Modern Version of the Birds & Bees

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway!



Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.



We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my
hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male

That made me giggle.

Me too 3nodding  

[MagnusHansen]

Yay for new polls.  

[Lil-Jo]

MagnusHansen

Yay for new polls.

Do you know how to say anything else? I thought it was Deja-vu...  

[Malheureux]

Looks like the invisibility thread might be disappearing...
Maybe a new poll will help.  

[Malheureux]

Oddest place .... Roadside rest area in the ladies' room. redface  

[Lil-Jo]

Malheureux

Oddest place .... Roadside rest area in the ladies' room. redface

Not sure I want to know anything more about that one...  

[Lil Brat]

Restroom on a moving Amtrak, last car... eek twisted

And nowadays I'm a nun...

None in the morning, none at night, none ever! sad  

[Alleira]

In a cinema razz  

[SilverMyst62]

i'll never tell! wink  

[Malheureux]

Lil-Jo

Malheureux

Oddest place .... Roadside rest area in the ladies' room. redface

Not sure I want to know anything more about that one...

You already know about that one... cool  

[Malheureux]

There's free WiFi at the Las Vegas Airport... How cool is that cool  

[Harbone]

I don't live anywhere near Los Vegas - the only wi fi around here is at McDonalds.

Also, I'm pretty sure I've never made love any place - any time , either, for that matter - which anyone might consider all that unusual

I've just... never wanted to. When I was someplace unusual, I was more interested in the unusual place than whoever I was with - which lost me a couple girlfriends, now that I come to think about it.

I have a feeling there's a lot more guys like me out there than there ought to be. But that's okay. I'm more interested in being accepted for the not-as-romantic-as-those-fools-in-high-school-thought slob that I am than for being a great lover.

*ahem* redface  

[Gambitpoet]

::Steps up:: I... ugh, well... I was working at a yogurt store...

At work, on shift, with a coworker, on the boss's desk, while customers were in the store. cheese_whine  

[Gambitpoet]

Malheureux

There's free WiFi at the Las Vegas Airport... How cool is that cool

The wi-fi at McCarren International (Las Vegas's airport) has broken my computer irrevocably twice. It is a most wretched hub of scum and villainy...