Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[SinnerShadow]

Well, I'll give it a try.
Axel: Roxas I have something very inportant to tell you.
Roxas: What is it Axel?
Axel: I just want to say that, I HATE YOU!! HAHAHA!
Roxas: (Crys in a corner uncontrolably.)
Yah, it really sucks doesn't?  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Kairi: the name axel sounds familiar...
Sora: yeah ... he's the guy who kidnapped you ...
Kairi: oh rly?
Sora: yea rly. what else did joo think, noob?
Kairi: i was thinking of Math...
Sora: ohh wait.. you mean AXIS
Kairi: yeahh!!111!!1!



Ever since i beatened kh, i've been thinking of axel and axis... which sounds to me like math e_e;;  

[Jisen Meizuki]

*Dark Riku explains about the Dark Keyblade*
Dark Riku: Allow me to demonstrate.
Dark Riku: Behold! *stabs Malenficent in the chest*
Malenficent: Wha-
Dark Riku: Open your heart to the darkness. Surrender to the darkness and become the darkness.
Malenficent:*dies and fells on the floor as Riku pulls the Dark Keyblade*
Dark Riku:..............................
Sora: Riku, you killed her!!  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Jisen Meizuki

*Dark Riku explains about the Dark Keyblade*
Dark Riku: Allow me to demonstrate.
Dark Riku: Behold! *stabs Malenficent in the chest*
Malenficent: Wha-
Dark Riku: Open your heart to the darkness. Surrender to the darkness and become the darkness.
Malenficent:*dies and fells on the floor as Riku pulls the Dark Keyblade*
Dark Riku:..............................
Sora: Riku, you killed her!!

somehow i can just imagine sora and riku saying that.  

[Riel_Akane]

Shinjaku Aburame

Axel:"Dont you Ask,Dont You Tell,You might End up right in Hell."

lol,Robin Williams.

who is robin wiliams?(sorry I don't keep up whit pop cultur sweatdrop )  

[Kakeru Nozomi]

Riel_Akane

Shinjaku Aburame

Axel:"Dont you Ask,Dont You Tell,You might End up right in Hell."

lol,Robin Williams.

who is robin wiliams?(sorry I don't keep up whit pop cultur sweatdrop )

He a famous actor/voice actor. He plays Genie's voice in Aladdin and was the star in movies such as JACK, Hook, and the newest one- RV.

Sora: I got to be a pirate!
Riku: *kicks Sora in the face*
Sora: WTH was that for?!
Riku: Pirates and ninjas never get along...
Sora: Then I'd expect that from Yuffie, but when did you become a ninja?
Riku: Always...I've always been. How else could I jump so high, dissapear into the shadows, and move around you without you even knowing?
Sora: Because I don't pay attention that well.  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Kakeru Nozomi

Riel_Akane

Shinjaku Aburame

Axel:"Dont you Ask,Dont You Tell,You might End up right in Hell."

lol,Robin Williams.

who is robin wiliams?(sorry I don't keep up whit pop cultur sweatdrop )

He a famous actor/voice actor. He plays Genie's voice in Aladdin and was the star in movies such as JACK, Hook, and the newest one- RV.

Sora: I got to be a pirate!
Riku: *kicks Sora in the face*
Sora: WTH was that for?!
Riku: Pirates and ninjas never get along...
Sora: Then I'd expect that from Yuffie, but when did you become a ninja?
Riku: Always...I've always been. How else could I jump so high, dissapear into the shadows, and move around you without you even knowing?
Sora: Because I don't pay attention that well.

lawl sora gots ADD xD  

[MOST_WANTED_MAN XP]

Heaven Edge

I will never hear in Kingdom Hearts:
Kairy: Rikku, let's make out

things you night here in KH:
Sora:hey Riku, lets make out wink
Axel and Roxas: can we join biggrin
Marluxia:....hmm maybe i should join
Riku: O.o eek  

[Organization XIII Member]

Keyblade Ninja

Jisen Meizuki

*Dark Riku explains about the Dark Keyblade*
Dark Riku: Allow me to demonstrate.
Dark Riku: Behold! *stabs Malenficent in the chest*
Malenficent: Wha-
Dark Riku: Open your heart to the darkness. Surrender to the darkness and become the darkness.
Malenficent:*dies and fells on the floor as Riku pulls the Dark Keyblade*
Dark Riku:..............................
Sora: Riku, you killed her!!

somehow i can just imagine sora and riku saying that.

rofl  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Sora:*as a Heartless goes up to Kairi, Donald, and Goofy*
Donald:*sees Sora the Heartless* Kairi, stand back. I can handle this.
Kairi:Eek!! A bug!!!
Kairi:*grabs Donald's wand and starts whacking Sora* Get away! Get away! GET AWAY!!!
Donald:.................. What is going on here?
Goofy: I think Kairi is afraid of bugs.
Sora: X_X  

[Kakeru Nozomi]

Ha ha! ADD Sora. X3

I always imagined Roxas saying this in the very beginning.

Roxa: *looking down at his hands* Damn, my hands are effin huge!


They are you know...the hand and feet anatomy is so funny in KH and KHII.

Roxas: All the better to slap you with!
Me: *gets walloped* X____x;;  

[Keyblade Ninja]

You know, they said that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer

Roxas: ...oh ****....

haha. im kidding.. im kidding..... or am i?  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Organization XIII No.13

Keyblade Ninja

Jisen Meizuki

*Dark Riku explains about the Dark Keyblade*
Dark Riku: Allow me to demonstrate.
Dark Riku: Behold! *stabs Malenficent in the chest*
Malenficent: Wha-
Dark Riku: Open your heart to the darkness. Surrender to the darkness and become the darkness.
Malenficent:*dies and fells on the floor as Riku pulls the Dark Keyblade*
Dark Riku:..............................
Sora: Riku, you killed her!!

somehow i can just imagine sora and riku saying that.

rofl

darn haley joel osmond! darn him to heck!

(lol)  

[Kakeru Nozomi]

Ya'll hear how Haley Joel Osmond was arrested or something for Driving under the influence? Whether it was true or not, my friends and I got a laugh out of the idea "Sora got a DWI". X3

Jack: So that's where the rum went. Hey kid, should you really drink that much?
Sora: Shut up! You're not my father!

Then play a scene where Sora gets arrested at Port Royal. Then replay the whole scene from PotC when Will breaks Jack out of prison. Except...of course...replace Jack with Sora and Will with whoever you like.