Let's kill Jim.

[An Undead Sin]

But the cats are vegetarians. Save!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

in thanks, the rats form a cult to the vicious, vengeful cat god Omnish'a'Sa'Haruta. they offer up their thanks in the form of eating Jim's heart. without ketchup!!!! XO KILL  

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

But that was just a decoy and the real jim ran 53 miles away. SAVE  

[Thinking_Outside_Insanity]

and hid in frankenstein's castle KILL  

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

But Frankenstein likes him. SAVE  

[Thyronica]

Jim made Frankenstein mad. KILL! scream  

[An Undead Sin]

So, because Frankenstein was a doctor, he ruthlessly beat his knees with the reflex-checking hammer-thing instead of killing him. Because Frankenstein's monster is the name of the monster, and Frankenstein is the doctor. Save!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

But then, Dr. Frankenstein realized that he had a better method of revenge through his doctor powerzzzz (with a z)!!! through his diagnosis with the afore-mentioned hammer, he discovered that like Fuery, he had been discovered to have athletes foot. And it was now believed to be affecting his brain. Surgery time!!! Oops, Jim died when all his internal organs were removed and thrown at his head. All in the pursuit of helping him, of course. KILL  

[drab glam]

I KNOW WE HAD OUR PROBLEMS..

rawr.

But, Jim knew of this fate, so he was hiding behind a wall while a dummy of himself underwent surgery. Save.
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..I CAN'T REMEMBER ONE.

 

[An Undead Sin]

Frankenstein had realized that it was dummy!Jim. He went searching for him and found him hiding in a trash can. Then Frankenstein preformed the surgery only for Jim's internal organs it be thrown at his head. Kill!  

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

But that was Jim's twin brother, Roy. SAVE  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

Wow, Jim is twins with Roy Mustang(FMA)! How unfortunate for him they aren't identical twins. The doctor realized that it was Roy by his amazing hotness and spared him for the privilage of worshiping at his feet. So Roy snapped his fingers and the unfortunate Jim burst into flames as a result of too many sibling squabbles. KILL  

[An Undead Sin]

But Jim is secretly the Water Alchemist so he used alchemy to drench Roy before he snapped, making him useless. Save!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

But the Ed came out and stabbed Jim for soaking his boyfriend. Yea, he wishes. In reality it was Riza who killed him this time; she shot him as Ed sobbed behind the curtains. KILL

editing "behind the curtains" to "in the closet". heart  

[An Undead Sin]

But Riza, being the horrible shooter that she is, completely missed Jim and hit Fletcher instead, who just so happened to be buying a barn from Michael Jackson. And since MJ was preoccupied with Fletcher he never even glanced at Jim. Save!