Corrupt a Wish

[nt_31732]

~le poof~ You get a Nightmare Scarf but when you wear it.. it eats you..

I wish I was less random...  

[Kia Eriks]

MEOW! You are suddenly less random. Yeah... now you're no fun anymore. You lose all your friends, your co-workers, and are shunned by society... yeah  

[iceghost100]

no wish appertly

I wish for a hot girlfriend who would not in any way harm me or the ppl around me would harm me.  

[Kia Eriks]

MEOW! You get your girlfriend. But after the 3rd attempt at having a sex life, you realize... she's never gonna find the right hole! (Stupid valley girls... with their incompitence...)

I wish I was eternally youthful  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Granted, but you hate life.

I wish I owned all of Haibane Renmei.  

[sweetmonkey444]

As soon as you got all them you died in a car crash!

I wish my cat would come back to life  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Granted, but your cat dies again.

I wish I didn't live in the middle of nowhere.  

[Slanzer]

Granted, but it turns out the middle of nowhere is about to be replaced by a Starbucks.

I wish I had a million dollars.  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Granted, but you die

I wish I was an awesome painter.  

[t o a s t s t i x]

Granted, but you have to paint all the time so eventually your arms fall off. 3nodding

I wish I wish I was a fish. rofl

 

[Mew Ringo Akai]

Granted! But fishermen catches you and you were fried in a pan for dinner.

I wish to go on vacation to Tokyo!  

[PreTty_PUrpLe_PiNeapPle]

granted, but you lose your spending money on the plane and can't buy any suveniers

I wish that I lived in Rhode Island  

[BlixMart]

Granted, but you get arrested for traveling without a plain ticket

I wish I Was Better at drawing  

[iceghost100]

Kia Eriks

MEOW! You get your girlfriend. But after the 3rd attempt at having a sex life, you realize... she's never gonna find the right hole! (Stupid valley girls... with their incompitence...)

I wish I was eternally youthful

(hey who cares as long as she looks good.there other methoeds)okay you move to road isaland in the middle of a freeway  

[Kia Eriks]

MEOW! Your art attribute is maxed out! But suddenly, your art is so good, it's illegal

I wish I was in a rock band