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[kittyfox_kumiko]

No joke.

Sam: We kicked their asses, sir.
Jack: They had asses?  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

(sumgly) "My, this is an occasion. You know that bitter taste in your throat? It's kind of wrapped around your uvula? That's what's left of your pride."

I think that was to Ba'al.....not sure, really!  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I don't recognize it.

Captain Kyle Rogers: You are all casualties until 1400 hours.
Jack: Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

[Teal'c is looking through Col. O'Neill's fridge]
Teal'c: Are you conducting some sort of scientific experiment, O'Neill?
Jackl: Hey, come on, that salsa's still good!  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

xd

"Eunuchs? As in "snippity-do-dah"?"  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

What were they talking about?!?

Hammond: Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs.
Jack: Since when?  

[Kaiser_MageMule]

Sayuri-Ryuu

(sumgly) "My, this is an occasion. You know that bitter taste in your throat? It's kind of wrapped around your uvula? That's what's left of your pride."

I think that was to Ba'al.....not sure, really!

is that in season 8 where jack thinks sg1 was taken by ba'al when they were investigating a planet of anubisus. i think its called zero hour or something.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

My quote came from the episode Seth. They were talking about what Seth did to the male slaves inside his compound.

Thor: The Replicators were brought aboard an Asgard ship, for study, before the danger could be fully comprehended.
Jack: We do that all the time. Kind of expected more from you guys.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Possibly. I think so.

Teal'c Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous.
Jack: I dare you to say that again.

And this, because it is hilarious:

Daniel: Whoa. What's this? [uncovers a crate full of primitive tools] Artifacts?
Maj. Lorne: Yes.
Daniel: You found all this and you—you didn't contact me?
Maj. Lorne: We were going to.
Daniel: They've been moved.
Maj. Lorne: [annoyed] Well, they were in the way.
Jack: Daniel, go to your happy place.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

As a new student of archaeology, I get that joke on a whole other level. rofl

Maybourne: I'm sorry, Jack. I never should have dragged you into this.
Jack: Yes, Harry. You've been a very bad boy.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Jack: [pretending to be a Goa'uld] Jaffa, kree!
Trofsky: Kel'mac, Goa'uld? Kree'tak?
[pause]
Jack: You heard me, I said "kree!"  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Thought I got that one already.

K'Tano: I honor he who would kill his god. And to his brethren of the Tau'ri, slayers of Ra, Hathor, Satesh, Heru'ur, Sokar, Cronus and Apophis.
Jack: Well... somebody's been keeping score!  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Possibly.

Daniel: So what's the plan?
Jack: Find the Stargate.
Daniel: Find the Stargate? That's the plan?
Jack: Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Uhhhh.... sweatdrop

General Vidrine: How does she fly, son?
Teal'c: The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Jack: Woohoo... Sorry Sir. I couldn't help but get caught up in Teal'c's enthusiasm.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Carter: Sir, he's not a Goa'uld.
Jack: And? But? So? Therefore?