Yo Momma Jokes

[rich_sexcii_people]

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said a,b,c,d,e,f,g get yo fat a** off of me
another
Yo mamma so slutty that named a new hit comedy show after her "That 70's Whore"  

[kibou369]

Yo mamma's so dumb she got cut with a razor phone  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map, She can see people waving.  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

yo mama's so fat that there's no room for a joke  

[Baka Choy]

yo mama so stupid she invented the solar powered flash light! (stupid huh?) razz  

[Teh_shadow_assassin]

yo momma so stupid that when you were born and when she saw your face she tried to puish you back in and yelled "ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!!"

another

YO momma so fat when they put her on the family tree she broke the limb(stupid?)

last one

yo momma so cheap that since she didnt want to pay for the abbortion im stuck paying child support  

[Rsynexaea]

Your mom is so stupid, she can be strangled with a cordless phone!
One more!
Your mom is so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it!  

[ruler_of_chaos_XIII]

YO MOMMAS SO UGLY SHE WENT TO AN UGLY CONTEST AND THEY KICKED HER OUT AND SAID SORRY NOT PROFESSIONALS  

[ruler_of_chaos_XIII]

yo mommas so poor she couldn't afford anything at tha free store  

[cycozombie4]

1) yo mamma's so ugly when she walks past the bathroom the toilet flushes
2)yo mamma's so dumb she uses a skincare product called why bother
3)yo mamma's so ugly the dentist treats her by mail
4)yo mamma's so fat she goes to a buffet diner and gets a group discount
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[FF Moogle]

Yo mommas so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone  

[patriciagreen95]

OH! OH! I GOTTA GOOD 1! YO momma is so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.  

[patriciagreen95]

Yo mamma is so stupid she went to france to get french fries.  

[patriciagreen95]

yo momma is so supid that when she saw a sign in a bug lab that said watch out for house flies she super glued her house to the ground.  

[patriciagreen95]

ok lol....last 1! yo momma is so fat that when she jumps in the pool the pool jumps out whee