Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[diamond princess ashley]

"dang i wanted to see if it worked"  

[Methodless Madness]

She stretched and nodded, petting the beagle on her lap. "Yeah, I noticed that, too." she murmured, trying not to stare at Jin.  

[tsubakino]

looks at his stomach as it regenerates "i wanted a sword" *whines*  

[diamond princess ashley]

"uh wile you have the huge hole lets make you a fountion i got cement and a pump so lets make a living fountion oh or we can make you into a giant purse with a zipper and a handle so which is it"  

[tsubakino]

the wound heals and he bites star  

[diamond princess ashley]

"fine you will be a purse"
i grab you and rip your stomic again and sew a qipper to it again  

[tsubakino]

the quipper is digested and the wound heals "DO YOU WANNA BE BACK IN HERE!!!"*points to his stomach*  

[diamond princess ashley]

fine lets try cementing your stomic open wide"
*starts pouring cement in your mouth*  

[tsubakino]

digests the cement  

[diamond princess ashley]

dont i want to make you into something  

[tsubakino]

i don't want you to want me to want to make me into something  

[diamond princess ashley]

"now me confused so lets dance"  

[tsubakino]

*dances the macalana*  

[diamond princess ashley]

we will all dance