confess!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's what you get for running repeatedly into a wall, side on!


I'm going to beat you to death with this baseball bat.  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

to bad im imortal
I once messed up my sisters room  

[Zera Stardust]

I hope you messed it up good.

I ate my mom again.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Time to assassinate you after your mom is rescued.

I once got lost in wal*Mart.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I swear they're slowly growing. Not by adding additions on, they just grow naturally.


I peed in your cereal.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You have a three minute head start.

I have to see if I have TB tomorrow.  

[Sumimachine]

Oh. Um, good luck with that.

I can't stop myself from... mocking someone.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Mock away.

I like a good joke.  

[Sumimachine]

It was so funny I forgot to laugh.

I have a problem with staying focused.  

[Zera Stardust]

I'm sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You say something?

I stole your cookies.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Give them back or the puppy gets it.


I left a monkey with a gun in your room.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Yeah? and I got a tank to shoot it.

I ate your last muffin.  

[Zera Stardust]

It's okay. I wasn't going to eat that one. It was poisoned.

I poisoned my last muffin and left it as a trap.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I am going to need a doctor.

Every time I see or hear a moose, or I read or hear the word moose, I think of Bullwinkle from The Bullwinkle Show.