Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[KylaiaJmaa]

the power to shoot small lethal pink penguins out of logs!  

[333sama333]

w...t...f. XD

Ok, hm. The power to sprout books (Any) out of your but only from 6:32 to 7:18 pm.  

[AllAces93]

The power of

 

[Satomi Himari]

The power to protect friends and allies with any weapon.  

[333sama333]

The power to become your avi! X3  

[KylaiaJmaa]

the power to make people blurt out the sentence "I can kill you with my brain" at 3:33, Pacific standard time.  

[Marayuma-san]

the power for your blurts to become actual word weapons.  

[333sama333]

The power to know that my agenda thinks it's god!  

[Kirksome]

The power to control tigers and make them luv you  

[Quesadilla Bandit]

the power to fart fire. xD  

[snaily_girl]

Ability to do a dance that actually does control the weather!  

[Dark Mousett]

the ability to breathe in space  

[333sama333]

The power to burp bubbles.  

[Arekusa]

The power to bring inanimate objects to life  

[GoldenFraggle]

The power to turn anything or anyone into a pumpkin !