Magical Soda Machine

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: a fresh change of cloathes

inserts: a coward who tries to steal someone elses love  

[Lynette_Tigerkitten]

gets healed pain

inserts sunshine  

[Agent Ginrei]

Gets: Burned.

Inserts: Spork.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets: a spoonula.

Inserts: old piece of halloween candy  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets: a flimsy female gnome mask

Inserts: a gramster  

[jojomade]

Gets a House with alot of land and a barn
Inserts a jerky little stepbrother  

[Sarah_Jones69]

Gets: A dead jerky little stepbrother.(come on, what did ya expect? you put him in a vending machine)
Inserts:Cellphone.  

[Malheureux]

Gets: Call waiting

Inserts: A dirty diaper  

[babyshinobi]

gets: a magical soda machine in need of some serious disinfectant
inserts: a 'how to' book of soda machine maintenance  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets, a service repair call from a surly sweaty man named Ted

Inserts a leprechaun  

[luckygirl2113]

Gets a field of four-leaf clovers.
Inserts a plaid shirt.  

[Nei1]

Gets a kilt.
Inserts a republican and democrat.  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets: political warfare eek
Inserts: The book, The art of war  

[Nei1]

Gets: A new world war.
Inserts: Smaug  

[babyshinobi]

Gets: singed whilst appropriating all the gold
Inserts: an empty lair