Below Me

[Lil Brat]

Why buy ice cream that lasts a short while, when we can buy a magical machine that spits out whatever we order ~ Like hot juicy steaks and extra large slow-baked potatoes with sour cream and bacon bits and chives and... oh flapjacks, now I'm hungry.

Below wishes I hadn't mentioned food and is now hungry, too.  

[Wretched Soul]

Damn it Lil, now you owe me a thick grilled steak, rare. And don't forget the A1.

Below me wants eat dinner with me.  

[Darth_Akira72987]

Well at least I'm hungry, Longhorn anyone


The person below me has saved the planet twice from alien attacks  

[Icy Reign]

eek I told you not to tell anyone that!!! How can I stay incognitis if you go around telling people who I am?! sweatdrop

The person below me has the ability to shift from human to animated characters and can be seen on Adult Swims Saturday Night Line Up  

[Psyzapp]

eek HOW did you find this information out? I was so careful! I don't understand how this got out? DANG PAPARAZZI! stressed

Below me has never seen "Adult Swim" and thinks that it is something obscene because of the title.  

[Lil Brat]

Adult Swim ~ Sounds like what you'd call a boy in the Navy on a boat out in the ocean... Seamen, are they not? wink

Below me doesn't by the sweet, innocent, butter wouldn't melt act.  

[Psyzapp]

Okay Brat…cut the crap! Just look at you. All dolled up in that "good witch/prom queen" outfit with that "sappy sweet" look on your kisser and a boy toy prop to boot so you can look like the innocent "helpless female" you ain't. WELL I DON'T BUY THAT FOR ONE MINUTE! You don't fool me…NO SIR!

Below me totally buys it and completely disagrees with me.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

How can you say that about Brat!? She's as pure as driven snow! Your words alone are a corruption to her innocence! You should feel ashamed of yourself mad

Below me happens to be an expert on determining "innocence".  

[JustinShowcase]

I think that I can resolve this matter seeing as I have some experience and expertise in determining such profiles. Although Ms. Lil Brat appears to "look" innocent, this does not mean that she "is" innocent. I've been observing her behavior and although she is more subtle than Ms. Psyzapp, she is in fact NOT entirely innocent.

Below me wants a second opinion.  

[Lil Brat]

Indeed, Officer Showcase, I do in fact, want another opinion. How long was it that you've been on duty again? Didn't you just graduate from the academy? I don't think you've nearly enough experience.

Below me wants a second opinion, too.  

[Icy Reign]

I in fact do want a 2nd opinion...a 2nd opinion on the fact that Lil Brat is "innocent"! For someone to be as "innocent" as she and EmptySoul claim her to be, it's mighty strange how she always seems to be in the wrong place at the right time. Lil Brat always seems to know just enough to get out of sticky situations and somehow get the finger pointed at someone else...

Below me sees right through Lil Brats doe-eyed expression and ends this discussion  

[QuietStorm XII]

*Draws his sowrd and aims it at Lil Brat*

I dunno, maybe it was a dream of some sort, but I while I was out cold, I could have sworn you had some sinister plans involving me. In either case.. I hardly think you are as "innocent" as you claim to be!

Below me defends Lil Brat's "Honor"  

[bandaidd]

*picks up shred of Lil Brat's honor [all that's left of it] and jumps behind fully automatic 16" gun turret and starts firing at any oncomers*

below me sees the opportunity for a full-fledged war.  

[Icy Reign]

*unsheaths Rallen Swords and savagely accepts challenge* RRRRRWWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET IT ON!!!

Below me starts choosing sides, mine first...  

[Invisible Nightengale]

(Draws out wand and takes a defensive stance.)

The person below me wants to change the subject.