Ruin My Wish game

[Hachimitsu bea]

Granted But they stop coming from cows.

I wish i had a pet pig  

[The Comp Sci Goblin]

granted it cooks you as bacon, sorry,

I wish everone would stop calling me a vampire like it's a bad thing  

[JTN]

Granted... You are designated as "Hemophage" but are now shunned simply for your personality.


I wish my credit card wasn't maxed out. xp  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

Granted but your credit card exploded.
I wish for a marshmallow =w=  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but its a poopy flavored marshmellow



I wish i had a new bed  

[Hachimitsu bea]

granted but its a bed from the 70s and it burst into fire easily causing you to spontaniously combust.


I wish for an apple  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but it was the poison apple from snow white



I wish i could run at the speed of light  

[JTN]

Granted... But you have no way of stopping effectively.

*SCREEE!*WHAM!*CRASH!*



I wish it stopped snowing.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but it never snows again , so theres no more snowmen or angels



I wish I had my Ipod  

[3---Ted---3]

Granted but the voume was on to high and poped your head like a zit >.<

I wish for everything iam getting this christmas  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

granted but it turned out it was made of tissue paper



I wish i had a donkey  

[JTN]

Granted... but the word donkey is preceded by "Tijuana" and followed by "Show" blaugh


I wish LCFS would forgive me that last comment...

*offers to allow her to pet his cute li'l a***
 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol thats has got to be the funniest post ever.
granted but you had to be in the donkey show for forgiveness
*pet pet*


I wish i had more snow apples  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Granted but there all crappy items

I wish for my sisters love  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

Granted but she's a little over-obsessive.
I wish for a Meroko plushie (in rabbit form) from Full moon >~<