Why I Killed You

[magic_doglover]

i killed you in order to rid the world of the devil's influence.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you to prove you're not rid of the devil yet. twisted  

[delasislas]

i killed you because you have magic  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for exceeding the sash length limit.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for acting like the fashion police. you're supposed to be a dictator, for evil's sake; have some dignity!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for making your poor elves work an hour overtime.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because you got glitter on my uniform. How can I intimidate my prisoners when I sparkle. They'll think I'm Edward Cullen!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for also wanting to take over the world when I've been planning it since I was 12.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because i was really in the mood to drown someone in glitter, and you were standing next to me.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for having me hospitalized because I accidentally inhaled your glitter  

[ProphecyEmpress]

I killed you for stealing the sheep I need to sacrifice for my nightly sacrificing ritual.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you because frankly, I don't even like sheep but I like lamb chops! You got it all wrong but it's too late now. You tried to kill me. I needed revenge.  

[Mr Dualos]

I killed you and defecated on your body to prove a point; your face.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for not being respectful! This is my vendetta!!!!!!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because you dared to defy me. Let this be a lesson to anyone else who thinks about doing the same thing.