what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Laugh lightly then ask if he called for back-up.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Beat him with tennis balls.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

Go back to sleep.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Make sure everything is put away.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Go back to sleep and hope that next person I wake up to is a female.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Throw all of his sharp objects out the window, just to be safe.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Take off his shoes and tickle his feet.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Shank him with this knife.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Disarm him of his knife, then ask "You ever wonder if God might be kinda like a Lovecraftian alien that's just beyond human understanding?"  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Tell him to stop staring at my signature.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Show him my rear and tell him to stop staring at it.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Puke  

[Ember Terran]

Do the whole hold him without charge for up to twenty-four hours thing, or until I could pin something on him  

[Your Bunnie Babe]

Look at her and ask,"How do you like your coffee?Or are you a soda person?"  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

I wouldn't mind much, for she's rather adorable.

.... and that was the cerebral perception