what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Leprechaun_Sean]

emotion_jawdrop I finally wake up next to a girl?! Wait..it's probably Boris in disguise...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Nooooo! Never call Cerebral Perception someone in disguise. Just for that, I rub my naked booty all over your body.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

scream Get your a** off me before I shove that flagpole up yours and turn you into a Popsicle!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Fine, but next time, don't come into my bed if you don't like naked body parts on you.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Take the flagpole and jump out the window with it, then hook onto a clothes line and zipline down while explosives go off in the background.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Turn into a giant version of myself to squash Leprechaun_Sean like a bug.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

*cracks knuckles* I'm gonna kill you both....

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Why? What I do? I didn't do nothing. What I do?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

You both irk me

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Jump out the bed and head for the front, but not before entering a spectacular battle against a horde of gothic lolita maids armed to the teeth with guns and sword while Blood Sugar by Pendulum plays in the background, all the while being filmed by the John Woo. Then right before I leave, a Mexican standoff is initiated by Cerebral Perception and Boris. However, no one lives because Eternal then orders a tactical strike on the mansion blows everything to smithereens, leaving no survivors...?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

Laughable. Eternal can't do anything to me.

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[KBiT]

Well I'd...

Hey; why are we sleeping in a cardboard box? Where's the big-a** bed in the mansion?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Sorry dude. that's only when I post. I guess I differs from person to person.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd shove him out of the bed and then take all the covers.  

[Rooney Faire]

I would cuddle and sweet talk him until he finally leaves for me to have the bed to myself.