confess!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Do you think of Rocky when you hear, see or find the word 'squirrel' as well?


I'm dressed as Hitler with a miniskirt and a pair of high heels on.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

(And the answer to your question is yes.)

Oh my. It is time for me to declare war.

I'm off to see the wizard of Oz.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Saw him yesterday. His reputation is mostly just hype.

I laugh at random people.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have to pick a specific person and laugh at them only.


I farted in your bed.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It's okay, it was for my sister.

I feel like weird.  

[Zera Stardust]

I told you not to eat the mushrooms.

I killed Justin Bieber.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Did you record your murder on video? I want to see it.


I got nothing to say.  

[maydaymouse]

Then what the hell was that?

I'm a monkey who's lost their tail.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You are now an ape.

I stole monkey's tail.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sorry, only the monkey's paw grants wishes, not the monkey's tail. You stole it for nothing.


I torture people I don't like.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Can I watch with popcorn?

Once, I accidentally mooned my parents while purposely mooning strangers.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I bet that arse got tanned for that.


Military boots are awesome.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

If I can adapt to them, then I agree.

Someone gave me the idea of calling the action of showing your front down stairs sunning.  

[Zera Stardust]

Some people are like slinkies... They arent good for much but they still make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I can't find my cloths.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The cat came and gave them to the dog.

I am tired, but don't want to go back to sleep.