Below Me

[Gilda Geezer]

Oh good grief, you geezers are worse than a bunch of primary school children out on the playground. *Peers through her glasses perched on the end of her nose, looking very much like your least favorite old school teacher.*

"My daddy's bigger than your daddy!"
"Nah-huh, my daddy could whup your daddy with his eyes closed."
"Nah-huh, my daddy's a police-cop-man."
"But my daddy, has a black belt so neener-neener."
"But my daddy has a gun."

Little girl in the back pipes in with: "My momma can whip all yo' daddy's, just ask her lawyer."

Below me now has a comment about how big and tough their daddy is.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Well, my daddy's a really cool guy! He fixes cars and doesn't afraid of anything!


Below me is abhorred by my grammar.  

[bandaidd]

Grammar Nazi Bandaidd on the scene and just in time. Up against the wall, ThisEmptySoul. Your grammar is conclusively found to be atrocious and nauseating in the extreme. Prepare to be executed.

Below me intervenes.  

[Psyzapp]

*Steps in between Bandaidd and ThisEmptySoul* Now hold on here JUST ONE MINUTE! Bandaidd, you don't need to execute TES just because of his choice of words, do you? You should teach him a lesson and make him sorry for his mistake instead, yeah…that's the ticket. If you kill him, he won't learn anything! Couldn't you just torture or punish him instead? There are a number of things you could do. If you just out and kill him…well where is the fun in that? I could think of all sorts of things to properly torture TES. twisted

Below me thinks it best if ThisEmptySoul just ran for his life.  

[katana68]

*sneaks up to TES while Psyzapp & Bandaidd are talking* TES, this is your chance....run for it!!!!! I'll try & distract them so you can get away. Good luck!

Below me helps TES get away from Bandaidd.  

[Invisible Nightengale]

"Impedimenta!" Nightengale shouted. TES's pursuers slowed down as if they were snails.

Below me is secretly in love with Edward Cullen.  

[Wretched Soul]

How'd you know that? I'm not that obvious, am I?

Below me knows I'm only in love with his money.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Like hell you're "in love" with him. I bet when you saw him sparkling, you thought his skin was embedded with diamonds and would have skinned him alive to cash it in at the first opportunity! I'm certain when you look at him, all you see is dollar bill signs.

Below me is a vampire slayer.  

[havenne17]

you betcha, when I'm not crossing swords with that darn pirate....
Last I knew the vampires were the bad guys!

The next person is going to introduce me to a vampire that's a good guy  

[Blood Raven777]

Greetings, i'm Raven, nice to meet you all, ~i said while hanging upself down from a tree, my fangs showing nicely, floats around them and lands in front of them and bows~ please to meet you and ur clan.

below me is someone who falls in love wit me  

[Gilda Geezer]

*Blinks* Oh my, aren't you just a handsome devil. Always have a had a weakness for bad boys.

Below me thinks I'm about to be bitten  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Charm is how they lure in their victims, Gilda. You best watch your neck.

Here, this should help. *puts a neck brace on Gilda before she can object*


Below me is a bad vampire.  

[bandaidd]

muah-ha-ha I VANT to dlink your bluuuuuuddd! Oopsie, stupid plastic fangs keep shlipping. *tries to swirl towel-c**-cape, but trips on edge and falls on face*

below me feels a little squished being below me.  

[Psyzapp]

OW…OH…UGH…JEEPERS BANDAIDD…WOULD YOU GET OFF ALREADY!?

Below me is on the bottom of this virtual dog pile.  

[katana68]

Ooof! Good Gravy ya'll!!!! Get off me already! Dangit Bandaidd, take that cape off before you break yer fool neck!

Below me is too entertained by the scene to help Psyzapp & me.