How would you kill the person above you?

[magic_doglover]

i'd inject him with air.  

[Rooney Faire]

Lock him in an empty Cold Stone Creamery freezer.

 

[magic_doglover]

use a buzzsaw to cut along the edges of every white/black stripe on her body.  

[Ariemea]

Get a boatload of people high on PCP and carve them up with a knife, then later get them high again and convince them that he did it. Send the high zombie people after him.

((Sorry, I stole that from a manga, but I couldn't help myself. sweatdrop ))  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

((what manga was THAT? >_> ))


Run him over with a steamroller.  

[magic_doglover]

*rams the hilt of his sword into his temple*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd cover him with meat sauce and toss him in a lion cage.  

[HappySketch]

Stab him with a spoon.
 

[magic_doglover]

i'd simply not attempt to save her when her dragon accidentally lights her on fire.  

[HappySketch]

That's the least of your worries.
I had cast a spell that makes me fireproof as long as he's with me. I'm a witch, aren't I?
Oh and did I mention that draggie-poo becomes furious when seeing half-naked people from a blissful place?
 

[magic_doglover]

fine then.

*throws water at you*

that whole "witch melting when wet" thing is a really ridiculous weakness, but i'll take it. biggrin  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd torture him to death for no reason.  

[magic_doglover]

i'd lock him in a small box and provide him with all the things necessary for basic survival, but nothing more, then wait for him to go insane and die of old age and lack of emotional/social stimulation.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'll throw boiling hot tartar over him and then drop long, pointy feathers on him until the burning tartar slowly but surely suffocates and burns him to death and the feathers go deep into his vital organs.  

[magic_doglover]

i'd bash her head against the tombstone.