what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Eclairl]

What lovely lady? I think you were drinking too much champain cause you went to sleep next to me but we did absolutely nothing.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

...You again? OH! You never answered my question. Do little *Police burst through the door* Oh s**t! The popo! *jumps out the window* You ain't gettin' my weed!  

[KBiT]

I don't think they were here for you...

*Barricades self in the closet*  

[Zorc James]

Hey, I am already in this closet! Find another one. *Currently busy with a female corpse*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Oh God why....?  

[Zorc James]

Hey, I am a zombie, what do you expect?  

[Graveyard Master]

Can I come in too?  

[Zorc James]

Sure!  

[Graveyard Master]

Yaaaaaay  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

My my, what a long sword you have there.  

[Graveyard Master]

Long enough to poke your eye out.
And other things.
*eyebrow wiggle of doom*  

[KBiT]

Breakfast in bed?

And it's cake!

SCORE!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

How the hell did I wind up in the military base?  

[Zorc James]

when was I abducted by a rich mad billionaire?  

[Graveyard Master]

The master isn't going to be so pleased with this...