what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[KBiT]

Say, that's a -real- nice eye patch  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Ok. I slept with you to make sure the military boogieman doesn't come. Can I please borrow that minigun now?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Assassin! Security!!!  

[Ember Terran]

*Yawns* You called boss?  

[Zorc James]

Damn, that was some nice "investigating"  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Well, that's it. I've died and gone to Hell.  

[KBiT]

I'll make you a deal; you put down your gun and I'll put down one of mine  

[Huskykins]

id load my handgun and prepare for the wave of zombies, after shoving Ashley into a closet of course, dont want her getting in the way  

[Ember Terran]

I... um, Now look, uh...

Yeah, this is real awkward right now  

[Graveyard Master]

Why am I handcuffed?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

......Moe~  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You again? Goddamm it. Good protection is so hard to find these days.  

[Zorc James]

Would you prefer if you hired me?  

[Graveyard Master]

Or me?