what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Or you could just pay me for my services.  

[Graveyard Master]

Pfft, what's better than waking up to a scantily clad maid, with tea and sweets?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Well for starters, you aren't exactly "scantily clad". Maybe a little cleavage, then we talk. Plus, I have a degree in spec-ops.  

[Graveyard Master]

And...?
I have tea and sweets. You can't beat that.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

......damn you.  

[Graveyard Master]

Yeah. That's what I thought.
*slips back under the covers*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Yes, I'll have french toast for breakfast. Now get to work. Stop lazing about.  

[Zorc James]

If a lady wants to have fun, then she should be allowed to have fun. Never work a female servant to the bone.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Get behind me, devil! *throws holy water*  

[KBiT]

Dude! Take your giant mecha battle elsewhere!  

[Graveyard Master]

Hey, Hey! Get those guns out of the bed unless your giving ME one!  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

I can't decide which to stare at; the woman or the cake.  

[Kino_Afi]

Oh, s**t. Did I wet the- Oh.  

[Graveyard Master]

Danmitt! This is the seventh time this week I got stuck with another unholy spirit!  

[Zorc James]

Would you like for me to purge you of the 'unholy' spirits?