The person above you game!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Stole the Master Sword  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Is Master Chief's evil twin.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Just got neutered.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Neutered me.  

[lil_lollypop1]

Thinks he's the new superman.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Feels Hyrule needs an antihero.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Doesn't know it yet, but he's going to save the world from Ayame's army of plaque and tarter buildup as well as other decaying minions.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Learned how to use automatic weapons with flippers.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Is a secret ninja assassin at night.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Peed on my shoe.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Pooped in my kitty litter.  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

Ate my sandwich. 3nodding xd  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Is doing the Monster Mash  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Is looking for me.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hit the tennis ball, then tried to run around the bases before realizing there are no bases in tennis.