what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Graveyard Master]

Nay.  

[Ariemea]

I'd think I'd been drugged.  

[Asterodea]

SHARK FIN SOUP!!!111!!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Oh, god! Am I being sacrificed?!!  

[Ember Terran]

Good thing you got an armed cop moonlighting as private security on your side  

[Nine1122]

I would probably go back to sleep...  

[Eclairl]

Security won't be necessary for me.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Oh. So I didn't leave the window open.  

[KBiT]

*Looks at Sean* Oh god, I'm stuck in some yaoi-shipping fanfiction  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Out! Get out!  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I'm a fan of many kinds of porn, but this is wrong.  

[Ember Terran]

What happened? I remember stepping into a sage magicians magic vanishing box and...

YOU!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ah, you must be the security I hired.

I need you to be close, but not THAT close.  

[Nine1122]

Well.... I would be angry but your suit is too spiffy....  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcyle.