confess!

[Garynook]

Don't worry your body will fall asleep when it is time.

I accidentally the internet.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Just make sure you don't do it again.

I like watching Jacob Two-Two.  

[Garynook]

I believe that this Jacob Two-Two you are referring to is the main character of a Canadian cartoon about a kid who tends to tediously repeat himself. We call him "Jacob Dubbel"

I am not a number, I am a free man!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

(((Actually, I am watching it in another language that maybe you are familiar with since you did say dubbel)))

Yes, you are a free man as long as you don't discover anything any government does not want anyone knowing.

I wish I knew and understood all of the languages.  

[Zera Stardust]

Ef iouf. Rogc coo yuh iea sum amjolcgumja chyuc emo! Yu jem'g chyump iea sum.

I'm probably the only one here who knows what languages that is.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I have no idea what language that is.

I tried to think of the language that Zera typed in, but all I could think of is Islamic.  

[Zera Stardust]

That language is from a web comic called El Goonish Shive. The language is called Uryuomoco.
Here is a translator.

Yu fubo mechot geh semhoais lyutfg mequ.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Not in my country you aren't!!


Bend over.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No, because the minute I do, you might kick my backside.

I once accidentally kicked my cat of my bed.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Call the SPCA, PETA and the ALF!!!


I ground up your family and turned them into hot dogs.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

They are going to be AVENGED! Not.

I have weird dreams.  

[Zera Stardust]

Me to.
And I pity the fool that dosn't.  

[Slade_Black]

I have nightmares and turn them into story ideas o.o  

[Zera Stardust]

I can read your thoughts.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Trust me. You don't want to.


*puts on latex gloves*