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You Are 31% Bitchy



You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts.
Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them!

How Bitchy Are You?

You Are 44% Addicted to the Internet



You're somewhat addicted to the internet - but who isn't?
You can keep it under check, and you're by no means a hermit.

Are You Addicted to the Internet?

You Are a Creek



You are a dynamic, energetic person. You tend to change quickly and often.
You are spirited and gleeful. You believe it's important to live a colorful life.

You are also quite brave. You are able to look past your fears.
You have what it takes to be very heroic. If the opportunity arises, you can use your strength.

What Body of Water Are You?

You Are From Mercury



You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows.
You check in with your friends as often as possible!
You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you.
You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer.
Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off. Temper your need to know everything.

What Planet Are You From?

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy



In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

You Are Guinness



You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.

What's Your Beer Personality?

Did I do this one before?

You Speak British Slang



British Slang: 25%

Canadian Slang: 25%

Prison Slang: 25%

Victorian Slang: 25%

Aussie Slang: 0%

New England Slang: 0%

What Slanguage Do You Speak?

Your Personality Is Guardian



You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.

You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.

A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.

In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.

At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.

With others, you tend to be polite and formal.

As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.

On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!

The Three Question Personality Test