corrupt a wish

[Skizlersan]

granted, but when you get their you find candy canes have invaded the place, and it is full of Christmas joy, thus you become angry and you spear yourself in the eyes with a candy cane, and loose your sight, so you can never see a hot topic again. At least your retinas are minty fresh.

I wish people were more creative.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but everyone gets your creativity so in the end you can't think of anything original and become so depressed you eventually sit in your room by yourself in the dark for the rest of your life, wishing you hadn't wished that.

I wish a friend would come steal me.  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but the friend who comes and takes you decides that the world is better off without Naurato, so he kills all of the American voice actors, and all of the crazy fan girls come after you because your friend blamed it on you. all of the naurato fan girls tie you up and you are shipped in a boat to new zeland, where you live with monkeys the rest of your life.

I wish for a rainbow flower.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it's the only one in the world and if it dies you're going to prison for the rest of your life....plus it has a really unpleasant scent so you WANT to get rid of it....

I wish i could be called Mistress Rainbow Bright >< hehe i love inside jokes  

[amusedandconfused]

But since the majority of the world doesn't get it, you're constantly looked at weird, can't get a date, and grow hopelessly bored with the joke.

I wish my siblings weren't watching Alvin and the Chipmunks in the other room, because it's really annoying  

[RyuKoneko]

Granted, but now their watching "Santa conquers the Martians"

I wish I had more than 4 working channels. crying  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you discover that there's absolutely nothing to watch.

I wish I could live in LA.  

[Gearhook]

Wish granted, but your new house that WAS positioned next to Nikki Sixx's caves in with you under it, just as Sixx was going to welcome ou to the neighboorhood.

I wish I wasn't so loveless.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you turn into that stupid person and eventually you become less than a woman...you get rubbed away LMAO

I wish I could torture idiots.  

[Gearhook]

Wish granted, but you slowly devolve into an idiot, and spend the rest of your life digging into your own back with 9 inch heels.

I wish I had the ability to stop time.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you keep playing with the ability and eventually you get stuck around people who are frozen and you can't unfreeze them. (cliche i know oh well)

I wish I could understand the movie The Wall.  

[Gearhook]

Wish granted, but being as you can only understand it when high, you are eternally stuck in a state of highness.

I wish I had a goddamn car....  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but two seconds after getting into it to come visit all your friends it stops on train tracks and you get hit my a train.

I wish people loved me more.  

[Gearhook]

Wish granted, but all the people are dominant sadists, and you spend the rest of your life with "Love" scars.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted just as a shark comes to eat you so you don't get to enjoy any of it.

I wish I had violet eyes and pink hair, naturally.