1x1 - Zelly & Anime

[Zelly-fangirl]

"Now if only Anise was as willing to give out hugs." Van said with a small smile as he watched Senel trot off once he was free of Mala's grasp. "Those two are going to be quite the vicious pair of these some day."

 

[M3Gnificent]

"I wouldn't doubt it in the least!" Mala couldn't help but giggle in excitement. She was still pretty giddy from being hugged, too much so to lament the fact that her babies are growing up again. "Hopefully they'll start getting along sooner than later."

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"I somehow have the distinct feeling those two are going to be bitter rivals for at least a few centuries at the rate they're going." Van commented. "Especially with the way Senel's starting to turn into a better thief than Anise."

 

[M3Gnificent]

"That's true." Mala agreed with a soft sigh, some of her cheer fading. "Speaking of which, I'm starting to worry about Anise. She's been hanging around boys a lot lately. And coming home with wads and wads of money and new dresses."

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

Van's face paled slightly. "Mala...? Honey...? I hope you know how those two events are often related...."

 

[M3Gnificent]

"What...what do you mean by that?" Mala asked, either in heavy denial over the possibility or completely oblivious. Of course, she had only been worried about the boys part and Anise getting caught by authorities for stealing money and expensive clothes.

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"Take this from someone who has experience in seeing this first hand." Van said in a serious tone. "If a girl is hanging around boys and they come back with money and nice things, then there is a high chance that they are flirting. Let me put it this way; if she keeps this up as she gets older, she won't be a thieving girl so much as she'll be a working girl."

 

[M3Gnificent]

Mala thought for a moment, paling to a whole new shade of white upon realizing exactly what he meant. She was now having yet another breakdown.

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"Mala, snap out of it!" Van said shaking her slightly. "Anise isn't even old enough to do it yet! Someone just needs to teach her that with great power comes great responsibility, or something like that! It's the worst case scenario and unlikely at best!"

 

[M3Gnificent]

"I...i..." Mala bit her lip. "I think we need to start doing that now. We need to give her the talk! To tell her the evil of prepubescent boys and prostitution! We can't have our baby growing up like Mother. We just can't!!"

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"Er...You do that...I think female problems should be explained by females myself..." Van said rather awkwardly. "....And I hope you mean you don't want her to grow up craving sex all the time." he said raising an eyebrow at the implications of her words. "Because otherwise your church work was a lot more eventful than I first realized."

 

[M3Gnificent]

"I meant my whore of a mother, since she's literally a shameless prostitute with more venerial diseases than either of us could count. Though I don't really wanting her ending up like me either. I'm not a very good example to live by..."

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"Well, you give her the talk, I'll see how Senel managed to beat you before. So you can defend against his methods for next time." Van quickly added lest the depression set in again.

 

[M3Gnificent]

"Mmkay. We should both talk to Anise at least once about the dangers of boys, though. I'll give her the...ugh, talk at least, so don't worry about that."

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

"Fine, fine....only if you help with any interventions that have to be done for Senel."