what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Pee on him.  

[KBiT]

Put him in a cage, or a rabbit hutch  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Ask what's on today's agenda while sipping some fancy tea.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Pull on a pair of latex gloves, then haul him into my Torture & Killing Room.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

steal his left shoe.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Stab him for intruding.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Wonder why I slept with a dead guy.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Curl up into a ball and whimper, feeling violated.  

[Ember Terran]

Grab the fire extinguisher quick smart, then make a smart-arse comment about him being hot  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Devour her eyes.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Oh, great. Another crazy stalker.  

[kerrowe]

Ah, so you don't wear goggles....  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I did go to a costume party right?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No. You were seduced to come into my room to be experimented on.  

[Valkyrie Gauge]

-make some wise-cracking comment about this being why all chipmunks should be spayed and neutered-