what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[KBiT]

Did you enjoy...

The Bombardment?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I love bombarding others, so yes.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

*slowly reaches for sword*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ah, good. A new test subject for my experiments. *injects body numbing solution into Sean's neck*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Ah good, a snack. *Licks eternal's face*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

*Is still loopy from Eternal's drug* AHHH!!!! It's a purple foondragle! *Repeatedly slashes at Boris*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Good. You're still sedated. Now we can start the root canal.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Beat him with a spoon.  

[Saikii]

>.>; My nose still stings from the chloroform... gonk Eheh!! Z Oniichan!!! -runs off-  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Pat her head.  

[Ember Terran]

Wow, you -are- super xd  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You are too, so I made you a hug.  

[Ember Terran]

That better not be your @#$% poking me... Oh, it's just my rifle  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I wasn't sure where I was. All I knew was that I had awoken next to an orange haired girl who presumably had the charisma score to woo men out their pants and wallets. I needed a cigarette but then remembered that I didn't smoke. If she attacked me, I would be defenseless. I was only a white belt in aikido and I was not Wing chun master Ip Man. My racoon dog, Tanner was nowhere to be found, so having him attack this temptress with his large oversized ball sack was out the question. I felt like Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, having some mind numbing inner monologue that made little sense. The only thing that could things worse if I was tripping on someone's adrenal gland juice while having a hit of acid. Not that I would ever do such a thing. It was then that I realized I was talking out loud and the orange haired woman could hear me.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Commencing termination