Magical Soda Machine

[Azure Alexea]

Gets: Married
inserts: Alimony papers  

[Malheureux]

Gets: Shreaded alimony papers

Inserts: a McDonalds hot apple pie  

[Adrinix]

Gets: The runs

Inserts: pepto bismal  

[Wiccan_Scorpio]

Gets: cotton candy
inserts: old rotten tomato  

[Adrinix]

Gets: nasty ketchup

Inserts potatoe  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets fries with that

Inserts a small off duty chekoslavakian traffic warden  

[babyshinobi]

Gets: miniture parking tickets
Inserts: a mini mall for small foreign traffic wardens to patrol  

[Nei1]

Gets a people being fined a lot.
Inserts a mini mall seed to grow.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets a brand new strip mall with only one open store in it.

Inserts empty shopping bag.  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: Empty pockets, shoes two sizes too big, and a box.

Inserts: Stupid TST Overland truck (freight transport truck with an idiot driver).  

[Agent Ginrei]

Gets: 73 car pileup, 4 deaths, 32 injuries and a massive traffic backup on an interstate highway.

Inserts: sewing machine.  

[FallenSammy]

gets stitched up

inserts a black banana  

[Nei1]

Gets a rotten banana that gets tossed into the compost.
Inserts Gildersleeve.  

[luckygirl2113]

Gets: Lost
Inserts: A teapot  

[OneCrystalSnowAngel]

Gets: The Boston Tea Party
Inserts: Grandfather Clock